Adam Sandler - Right Field текст песни

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim herlihy, and steve koren

Russel: [shouting] "come on robert! pitch it in there, baby! were behind you here in right field! one down! two to go! hum it now! yeah! show em the magic! this chump cant hit!"

[whispering to himself] "please god, dont help him hit it to me. anywhere but to right field. please god, I bet you."

[shouting] "come on now! no batter! no batter! big whiffer! big whiffer!"

[whispering] "oh please, dont let him hit it to me. my god, not to me."

[shouting] "steam it baby! steam it!"

[whispering] "oh God no, oh God no, oh God no, oh God no."

[ball is hit]

Russel: [shouting] "nooooooooooooo!"

[whispering] "oh good! its not to me."

[shouting] "good catch, steven! nice glove! you da man! two away now! lookin good! were all looking good out here! come on robert! this lump of crap cant hit!"

[whiserping] "oh god, hes a leftie! a big leftie! total power to hit it. hes gonna pile it right to me and theres nothing I can do to stop him."

[shouting] "pitch em the funny one, robert! big whiffer! big whiffer!"

[whispering] "oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless. please god, take his life. make him die."

[shouting] "no batter! no batter!"

[ball is hit]

Russel: [whispering] "oh god. this is not happening. no, dont do this to me. please. make it stop."

[ball hits russel]

Russel: "owwww! my elbow!"

M1: "throw it to second! pick it up already!"

Russel: "take it! just take the ball!"

[russel tosses the ball]

M2: "nice throw, you pansy!"

Russel: [whispering] "ok, get under control. easy now, easy. say something to the team."

[shouting] "good hussle everybody! yeah! nice work! plays at third!"

[whispering] "that wasnt funny, lord. Ive been so good and for what!? "

[shouting] "come on, robert! settle down! just throw straight! you get it across the plate! well take care of the rest!"

[whispering] "oh no, another lefty."

[ball is hit]

Russel: [shouting] "noo! why me again!? "

[ball hits russel]

Russel: "owwww! my neck!"

[panting & whining] "i cant breath. I cant breath."

M2: "pick it up and throw it, you moron!"

Russel: [whining] "here..come on, here.. take the ball! take it!"

[russel kicks ball]

M1: "way to kick it in, pele!"

Russel: [shouting] "oh hahaha. pele! good one! hehehe.. ok! come on! suck it up guys! well get those runs back! this is where we dig down! we just need one more out!"

[whispering] "oh look! a rightie! oh lord, thank you. thank you so much. I owe you."

[shouting] "this loser cant hit! no batter! come on, this is where we take them out!"

[whispering] "uh oh, whats happening? wheres the rightie going? what? whos this guy? hes a leftie and hes pinch hitting. no! no!"

[shouting] "whys he pointing at me!? "

[ball is hit]

Russel: [shouting] "oh my lord! what have I done to deserve this? !"

M3: "i got it! I got it!"

[running over to the ball near russel]

[thud! crashes into russel]

M3: "whoa! sorry about that, russel. are you ok? "

Russel: [shouting] "hell yeah! were up now! its our turn to kick a little ass!"

M3: "all right, russel. I think youre up first."

Russel: "nooooo!!"