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Bert is examining a cookie in his hand
Bert: Mmmmmmm, mmmm.
Ernie: (barging in) A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!
(He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.)
Bert: Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!
Ernie: (tries again) But it's a cookie and I'm hungry and--
Bert: (jerks away) Ernie, this is MY cookie. I've been saving it all day just for ME.
Ernie: Oh but, Bert, you wouldn't share the cookie with your best friend?
Bert: Ernie, I've been saving it; this cookie is for ME.
Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I would share it with you.
Bert: (skeptical) No you wouldn't.
(Bert starts to eat the cookie, Ernie stops him)
Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, Bert if this were my cookie, I'd be glad to share it with you. (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert)
Bert: Ernie!
Ernie: Just a minute, Bert, just a minute.
Bert: Ernie, that's my cookie!
Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I'd gladly share it with you. Just ask me.
Bert: Ernie, that's--
Ernie: No, just ask me.
Bert: This is silly. (forced) Ernie, would you share that cookie with me? Augh!
Ernie: Why I'd be glad to! (He breaks it in half, gives one piece to Bert and gobbles down the other half. [Did he get lessons from Cookie Monster?) See, Bert? I told you I'd share the cookie with you. Isn't that better? (leaves)
Bert: (standing bewildered with the half-cookie) I don't understand ...
(Ernie pops back, asking): Say Bert, would you share that half-cookie with me--
Bert: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHH! Leave me alone!
Bert: Mmmmmmm, mmmm.
Ernie: (barging in) A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!
(He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.)
Bert: Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!
Ernie: (tries again) But it's a cookie and I'm hungry and--
Bert: (jerks away) Ernie, this is MY cookie. I've been saving it all day just for ME.
Ernie: Oh but, Bert, you wouldn't share the cookie with your best friend?
Bert: Ernie, I've been saving it; this cookie is for ME.
Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I would share it with you.
Bert: (skeptical) No you wouldn't.
(Bert starts to eat the cookie, Ernie stops him)
Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, Bert if this were my cookie, I'd be glad to share it with you. (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert)
Bert: Ernie!
Ernie: Just a minute, Bert, just a minute.
Bert: Ernie, that's my cookie!
Ernie: Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I'd gladly share it with you. Just ask me.
Bert: Ernie, that's--
Ernie: No, just ask me.
Bert: This is silly. (forced) Ernie, would you share that cookie with me? Augh!
Ernie: Why I'd be glad to! (He breaks it in half, gives one piece to Bert and gobbles down the other half. [Did he get lessons from Cookie Monster?) See, Bert? I told you I'd share the cookie with you. Isn't that better? (leaves)
Bert: (standing bewildered with the half-cookie) I don't understand ...
(Ernie pops back, asking): Say Bert, would you share that half-cookie with me--
Bert: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHH! Leave me alone!
Исполнитель: Sesame Street