Relient K - mood rings текст песни

we all know the girls that i am talking about well they are time bombs and they are ticking and the only question's when they'll blow up and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them
and i've contrived a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off cause we'll know just what they're thinking
she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way her moods out swinging on the swing set almost everyday she said to me that shes so happy its depressing (stressed out that its soothing) and all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring if its drama you want then look no further theyre like the real world, meets boy meets world, meets days of our lives and it just kills me how they get away with murder theyll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize cause when its black means watch your back because youre probably the last person in the world right now she wants to see and when its blue it means you should call her up immediately and ask her out because shell most likely agree and when its green it simply means that she is really stressed and when its clear is means she is totally emotionless (and thats alright i must confess)
we all know the girls that i am talking about, she liked you Wednesday but now its Friday and she has to wash her hair abd it just figures that well never figure then out
first shes jekyl and then shes hyde at least she makes a lovely pair
mood ring, oh mood ring, oh tell me will you bring the key to unlock this mystery of girlls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion so I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind (dude that was lame)