Kinky Friedman - We Reserve The Right to Refuse Service t текст песни

(kinky friedman, rick goldberg, j. maizel)

While traveling through the lone star state

I lost my lunch before I ate,

It happened in a pull-ahead caf. yahoo!

I felt my bones begin to crunch

I saw my name on the businessmans lunch

And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say:

hey buddy, are you blind,

Say, partner, cant you read the sign ?

We reserve the right to refuse service to you,

Take your business back to walgreens,

Have you tried your local zoo ?

You smell just like a communist,

You come on through just like a jew,

We reserve the right to refuse service to you.

Well, I walked on in to my house of god

Congregation on the nod,

Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing.

Hear, o israel, yes indeed,

My book was backwards, couldnt read,

But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing,

boruch atoh adonoi,

What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?

We reserve the right to refuse services to you,

Your friends are all on welfare

You call yourself a jew ?

You need your ticket and your tie

To zip your prayers on through,

We reserve the right to refuse services unto you.

Life from laos and cambodia

No more tears tonight they showed ya

The latest old war movies on tv.

You know its bound to escalate

So go and turn on channel eight,

Watch channel seven border channel three.

Well, I wont mind your tanks and jets and jeeps

And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:

We reserve the right to refuse service to you,

Right, face, forward, move

And get the children, too.

Let saigons be bygones,

Dont you blow this world in two.

We reserve the right to refuse service to you.

Well, its just my luck that gods a texan

One big sonbitchin anglo-saxon,

Some crazy tall norwegian bore

Just to help my body shipped air-freight

From texas to the pearly gate

Just ring the bell and leave me at the door.

Ill be somewhere over jordan swinging low,

Ill hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo

Singing,

we reserve the right to refuse service to you,

Take your business back to walgreens,

Have you tried your local zoo ?

Our quotas filled for this year

On singing texas jews,

We reserve the right to refuse service to you.