Kid Rock - Trippin With Dick Vitale текст песни

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Dum diti dum dang dang di dum

2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum

1 bum said look jack Im the shit

Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick

My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue

She never liked me and I know thats true

Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo

No one loves me and no one cares

And all I ever get is funny stares

I cant help it if Im nothin but a wino

So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos

Stealin bottles of booze outta a & p

I know a girl at dennys and I always eat free

Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper

For christmas I bought the old man the clapper

Im so dapper u can call me dan

But they call me round eye when Im chilin in japan

Got a bad ass bitch adn she aint no dike

But fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like

I like bean burritos from taco bell

I like trippin on acid with dick vitale

My hair aint plastic and my clothes arent clashin

I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90s fashion

Took too many many trip and now I cans stop trippin

My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen

U think u toke tuff Id disagree

Nobody blows more doobs than richard d.

I get ill on hoes who I know aint fertile

Im a real jet setter like cecil turtle

Im down with bill bands so fuck joe glover

And while Im at it muther fuck fat ass sally struthers

U look fine girl kinda undercover

But I cant fuck ya cuz you look like my mother

I said dang digee dang di dang dang

It aint eric estrada or kool and the gang

U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip

With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit

U know Im a pimp hold my dick like a holster

U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"

Lifes a big joke and thats how it strikes me

But fuck it cuz I know "somebody up there likes me."

Assholes are only assholes, fo sho

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