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Have you ever known a free lancer
Thinks that hes a camper
Known around my way as the cramper
Like p.m.s. always pokin
But he wont go away with a little motrin
Now if u ever heard the term cramper and u wonder
The worms kinda like I guess a modern day felix unger
When ya first meet em ya think hes o.k.
But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long way
Hear say here I say thru the grapevine
He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line
Just like a little fuckin fag
He always wants to get high but never has a bag
Never works says he cant find the right job
Aint got a dime and when he does hes a tightwad
Hes the dampest theres no one damp
Huh huh.... hes the muther fuckin cramper
Now the crampers red, theres no one redder,
He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater
Hes sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer
U come home hes at your house drinkin your last beer
Pokin and strokin he makes you wanna belt him
Always wearin out his mother fuckin welcome
And then sportys never that cautious
He sips from your forty and he always backwashes
Talk about a certain subject, hell jinx it
Let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it
Hes the dampest, theres no one damper
Huh huh.... hes the mother fuckin cramper
Thinks that hes a camper
Known around my way as the cramper
Like p.m.s. always pokin
But he wont go away with a little motrin
Now if u ever heard the term cramper and u wonder
The worms kinda like I guess a modern day felix unger
When ya first meet em ya think hes o.k.
But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long way
Hear say here I say thru the grapevine
He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line
Just like a little fuckin fag
He always wants to get high but never has a bag
Never works says he cant find the right job
Aint got a dime and when he does hes a tightwad
Hes the dampest theres no one damp
Huh huh.... hes the muther fuckin cramper
Now the crampers red, theres no one redder,
He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater
Hes sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer
U come home hes at your house drinkin your last beer
Pokin and strokin he makes you wanna belt him
Always wearin out his mother fuckin welcome
And then sportys never that cautious
He sips from your forty and he always backwashes
Talk about a certain subject, hell jinx it
Let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it
Hes the dampest, theres no one damper
Huh huh.... hes the mother fuckin cramper
Исполнитель: Kid Rock