Barbra Streisand - Blind Date текст песни

Fanny & chorus

Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows

Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress

Look at me I am shaking all over,

Shaking all over

Im a mess

Waiting wondering what Ill be thinking

When he comes walking through that door

Whatll come walking through that door

A man I never saw in my life before


I am so nervous

I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)

I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)

Right over theres the doorway, he will be walking through

Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)

I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)

Oy but Im nervous listen to my heart pound

Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime

I got a blind date

An with my luck hell be on time

I got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (shes an idiot)

This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do

What an idiot)

One thing I know is shirley aint sitting on no shelf

If he was such a vow shed keep him for herself (its only natural)

She says she is hes nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but shes an


Ill bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)

What do I need from shirley her and her fifty cup

I got a blind date and Im praying he stands me up

Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, Ill stand him up. I smell a rat

Anyway. umm. Im gonna hide under the bed, hell never see me, hell walk in and look

Around, I wouldnt be there, hell go away and thats the end of that.


Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear

You didnt see a thing

Oeps there he is!

Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!

Blind date: rosalie? !

Rosalie: oi, oi, oi

Blind date: rosalie? ! thats odd she doesnt seem to be here

Rosalie: smart, smart!

Blind date: Ive been stood up, its news

Rosalie: well its better than put down

Blind date: this has never happened before

Rosalie: what and ego!

Blind date: rosalie? !

Rosalie: sh, sh, sh!

Rosalie: it worked, it worked!

He never saw me. boy am I lucky I didnt see him neither,

But I can just imagine what a lox that one was.

Rosalie: I got it right her shirley was playing tricks

Voice: no, no, thats wrong, you got it wrong

Rosalie: wait, wait, what thats not right?

Voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph

Rosalie: rudolph who?

Voice: rudolph valentino

Rosalie: get away

Voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia

Rosalie: not the phantom from the opera?

Voice: uh, uh

Rosalie: the sheik from where?

Voice: the sheik from arabia

Rosalie: get away

Voice: thats right

Rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?

Voice: no, no absolutely

Rosalie: get away

Rosalie: well thats what happened I let him get away

What do Ill do now maybe become a nun (thats impossible)

Im calling shirley maybe shell bring a gun

Please shirley, even if hes lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall

Having a blind date is better than having

No date, at no time with no one at all.

Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon

Shirley get me out of here!

Oh this one is cute.

Текст песни Barbra Streisand - Blind Date Blind Date
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