Zebrahead - Deck The Halls текст песни

Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)

With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)

But theres one thing Id like to say...

Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party

Everyone but me Ill step outside boycott your office party

No secret santa for me

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

Cuz I dont wanna go, where happy days are snow

Id rather stay where frosty melts in the sun

July 4 parade

A lynchburg lemonade

An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping

Everyone but me Ill stay inside

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I dont wanna go where shopping lines are slow

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one

A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day

An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before christmas and all through the house

All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout

I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom

I knew that santa would be comin soon

On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen

I yelled shut up yall, but they wouldnt listen

And then he came down with his belly of jello

He says "where the ladies at cuz Im a real jolly fellow"

Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight

Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night

Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year

Chorus

Deck the halls with bells of holly

tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year

Cuz I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year