Weird Al Yankovic - Nobody Here but Us Frogs текст песни

Oh, Ive really got those ozone layer blues

From my elbow down to my shoes

So lets throw another fire on the logs

Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine

With genuine columbian lima beans

Dynastic and elastic, its all made out of plastic

Theres nobody here but us frogs

Id like to find a girl who really cares

About the size of my nasal hairs

She could feed bananas to the dogs

We could climb the church and look down from the steeple

Where all the ants look like people

Nutritious and delicious, its even surreptitious

Theres nobody here but us frogs

They say Im crazy

But I couldnt care less

Why dont they leave me alone

Cant they see that Im happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill

Bein mentally ill, yes I do

They seem to think its a crime

But its a pleasure sublime, oh yes

Thats why Im happy here inside these padded walls

Makin obscene telephone calls

And throwin tv dinners to the hogs

I never trust a naked eskimo

And dont you eat that purple snow

Revolting and disgusting

My belly buttons rusting

Theres nobody here but us frogs

They say Im crazy

But I couldnt care less

Why dont they leave me alone

Cant they see that Im happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill

Bein mentally ill, yes I do

They seem to think its a crime

But its a pleasure sublime, oh yes

Thats why Im happy here inside these padded walls

Makin obscene telephone calls

And throwin tv dinners to the hogs

I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot

And wilshire boulevards a commie plot

Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent

Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant

Superblier commended, eccentric and demented

Theres nobody here but us

Nobody here but us

Nobody here but us frogs, I mean it

Nobody here but us frogs