Weird Al Yankovic - Never Met a Person as Wonderful as Me текст песни

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror

When I wake up every morn

And I marvel at how great Ive been

Since the day that I was born

Ive made so many albums

Ive run out of things to name em

My fans all want to be like me

And really, who can blame em

Teenage groupies all surround me

I guess I know why

No one else can match my charm

Why do they even try

All the girls in college

Turned me down for other fellas

But I know why, it seems to me

Theyre just insanely jealous

Who wouldnt be

Some people call it self-indulgence

But they just dont understand

That its hard to be too humble

When you know that youre so grand

And Im not trying to say Im perfect

I just want you to see

That Ive never met a person

Whos as wonderful as me

Now, Im not arrogant or haughty

And Im certainly not conceited

But anyone trying to match my wits

Is very soon defeated

Im a marvellous human being

Im just one big hunk of man

Sometimes I have to marvel

At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence

But they just dont understand

That its hard to be too humble

When you know that youre so grand

And Im not trying to say Im perfect

I just want you to see

That Ive never met a person

Whos as marvellous, spectacular

Fantastic and terrific

And so very great and wonderful as me