Weird Al Yankovic - Hit Me With a Rock текст песни

When I was a little boy

(when I was just a boy)

And my mother would call my name

(when I was just a boy)

Shed say I had to be in the house by seven

(when I was just a boy)

But Id stay out late at night

(when I was just a boy)

And when Id finally get back in

Oh, I know shed hit me, shed hit me

Shed sit me on her knees and whip me

Oh, shed hit me with a rock

Shed whip me with a rock, oh baby

Shed hit me (hit me with a rock)

Shed hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me

(hit me with a rock)

And when I was grown to be a man

(grown to be a man)

The minute the boss would call my name

(grown to be a man)

And say I had to be in the office by seven

(grown to be a man)

Im a constipated man

(grown to be a man)

And when Id finally get back in

Oh, my bossd hit me, hed hit me

Hed tie me to a chair and whip me

Oh hed hit me with a rock

Hed whip me with a rock, oh baby

Hed hit me (hit me with a rock)

Hed hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me

(hit me with a rock)

When I was grown to be president

(was the president)

The minute the congressd call my name

(was the president)

And said some papers had to be signed by thursday

(had to be signed by thursday)

Id fly away to pakistan

(was the president)

And the second that Id get back home

Oh, I know theyd hit me, theyd hit me

With leather and chains theyd whip me

Oh, theyd hit me with a rock

Theyd whip me with a rock, oh baby

Theyd hit me. (hit me with a rock)

Theyd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me

(hit me with a rock)

Hit me, hit me, hit me

(hit me with a rock)

Theyd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me

(hit me with a rock)

Yah yah yah yah yah yah

(hit me with a rock)

(hit with a rock)

Ow, whaddaya doin to me, get away from me

(hit with a rock, oh baby)

(hit with a rock)

(hes gettin hit with a rock)

(hes gettin hit with a rock, oh baby)

(hit with a rock)

Wait a minute, hold it

I think hes dead

Lets leave

Lets get out of here, man