Too Short - Somethin to Ride To текст песни

-ant banks-

Ahhhhhh shit

Now let me warm it up

I got the gin and juice and Im a poor em cup

To get smooth in the mood that Im in

So lets start riding till this mother fucker ends

And hit the main strip, where the hoes be hanging

Spitting some game and trying to throw that thang

On any young nigger with some ends

A mobile phone and a drop top benz

Take it from me, see

Cuz I know what its about

Kick a big fat dick in a bitches mouth

And keep riding, high siding, but dont front

Nigger serve that shit, dont be no punk

And while the niggers keep jocking

I be scoping

All the fine ass freaks of oakland

Thats where I reside, and where I always will be

The city of killers, dope dealers and still we

Chill like players, and like pimps

Mack all hoes and slap all simps

The big badass, Im from the dangerous crew

I just hang with the gang like its the thang to do

Now mother fuckers cant face the facts that Im doing this

Rapping and producing and they cant even ruin this

See everybody knows the banksta

The big dick gangsta whos fucking with dank and clocking the bank

And Im a get mine in the 9 os

I mean the money, the fame, and the and the big thick fine hoes

Im pulling up right beside you

Bumping this funky ass shit to ride to.

-pooh man-

Now heres some shit for you to ride to punk

Fifteeens slamming hard in my God damn trunk

From tenth ave, to a hundred and fifth

Young players ride the foothill strip

They ride chevys, cougars, blazers, vettes

Five 60 benzos with ferrari kits

They love fine ass bitches, rolex watch

Top let down on the coke white drop

I love my high schools cuties

Muscle bound booties

Pools a hoes so you know I had to do my duties

I got to have it like a rabbit

Fuck her like a champ

I tell you nigger Im a pro with these high school tramps

They say young minds, make good times

See Im a player so let me give an o 9

Alicia, tina, marie, and evette

She wanna ride punk bitch you can ride my dick

Now shawnetta, shawnda, an rida too

Now heres a shot to the whole slug crew

Talk bad punk bitch but its always pooh

Kiss my ass and spend your cash, on this shit to ride to

-goldy-

Pushing my dank coke into the key and start the engine

Hit song, joking time, smoking, donuts while Im spinning

A tight haffa fullest engine with duels, and counts

Fuck a spare tire in my trunk, its boom, that slams

Cuz Im a young brotha like to burn rubber yo ? ? ? out of lanes

I pump it, while ya bump her, so ya change

Than I take a pitched out, exterior interior window

They wax me, then they buff me, niggers dont love me now Im tipped out

Now Im coming fresh from the detail shop

Going to the lee-male spots

Looking for the female cock

I feel the bass and woofer kick my chest like a heartbeat

Went to the curb, when I saw the ass of a dark freak

So I pulled up slamming short dogg

I said "hey", she said (snort)

I said damn Im fucking warthog

So I smashed out doing 90

Covered her ass up with the smoke I left behind me

The metly stently flowed in my ears like oxygen

Too short pulling the bass, got the hoes on our jocks again

Fucking with the hooties, with booties, and big titties

Thats potent, but all I is cheese for a rodent

Got a ticket doing 60 in a school crossing

Picking up my young cock for some cool tossing

Defermation of character, racially slandering

But all Im ever givin ya is pimping and pandering

So please let me go off of some

Because I could be at home in my bed tossing her

I make like altune, quick to value human dash

Hit the freeway cuz I cant play when I got some ass

Respect a player and an o g thats what they told me

Mhisani nickname goldy

-too short-

Now I come from the mother fucking eastside

So shut the fuck up bitch and just ride

Im short dogg, hoe you cant front me

Since my very first album I was funky

Bitches start seeing them dollar signs

Even though I wouldnt give a broke bitch one dime

Its kind of funny, they want money from a pimp

Bitch, you couldnt get 50 cents

I take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the rest

I know the game hoe, and Im a vet

Playing broads aint based on love

You want my money, I wanna fuck

And after we do all that, I talk about you in my next rap

Beyotch!! kiss my pimping ass

Cause all the time I didnt have this cash

Wouldnt call, wouldnt give me your number

I couldnt see ya like stevie wonder

I made a hit record

Now I got money

You wanna play $hort dogg for a dummy

But I come from the mother fucking eastside

You suck my dick so I let the fake bitch ride

Dangerous music is on the mike

And like banks always say, "this shit is tight"

-unknown voice- ** note - below the words are probably very inaccurate.

Now thats some shit I ride

Puff daddy and k-5 will go, buuuut

I got my partner ant banks sittin on something real phat

I got my partner short, sittin on the hood of a cadillac

I got eveybody rolling

I got kool-aid, he aint spilling and he aint trippin

I got ol t b with his big ol fat ass

I got everybody

I got ? , but he aint got no skin on his dick cuz he fuck too much

I got ah, I got ol dirty arm but that my partna though

Cuz hes super clean, super side, super everything

I got footy and jerry, he trying to dred, but that aint whats happening

I got a, shit who else I got, I got I got face, pooh, thats my partna

Hell look through a broad his face so big

I got ah, I got pow pow, he looking like liners; he kind of filthy

But thats my partna though, I aint going to talk bad

I aint going to talk bad

No I aint going to rank out

Oh kitty wing, thats my partna peppermint patty

I aint going to talk about him

I aint going to talk about huh

Cuz he might beat me up send the block out on me

I dont want the block to through on me

Oh too clean (barking sounds)

We got ah, we got hist dancers(what about chris hicks baby? )

Chris hicks thatz my that my steven shikal, he living lavish

Oh else we got, who else we got in the crew that you want me to rank on

The tin man mo, thats pah prince of darkness, thats my dark partna

My counter, thats my darkside

Who else we got, who else we got

We got foothill, oh I didnt get clim, his teeth glow in the dark