Too Short - Sample The Funk текст песни

Intro:

Sup?

Short dogg back in the house beeyatch!

And it dont stop to the beat

Aint no thang but a chicken wing

We gonna do it like this one mo time

Verse 1:

Straight from oakland, california Im back again

Short doggs on the mic bout to mack and pimp

We got flavor at the dangerous crew camp

Save ya money, cant use dem food stamps

Other crews like to sample and mix

But our crew, we just play that shit

Live, drums, bass, keys

Niggas dont like it, you can get bees

Stuck in the back of your throat

Fuckin with a pimp named sir too $hort

We coulda sampled the luke but we didnt

Id rather treat ya like a ho and start pimpin

When will you other brothers realise?

Cant fuck with my crew better feel your eyes

Cos you must be blind if you cant see

And ima say this shit quite frankly

I give a fuck when freestylers step up

I dont do it, tell you bout it on the next cut

Cos right now we gotta feel the flow

And make sure we keep it real slow

Just like the motherfuckin dangerous crew

We gettin funky like its 1972

Still puffin on them zags, dressed like pimps

And axe ohio players once again

Can we sample the funk?

Yknow we dont wanna wear it out

We just wanna lil piece, yknowhatimsayin?

We aint goin loopy, were goin freaky

We gonna funk it track for track

Dangerous crew style

Ant banks let me flip this one more time

Ya ready?

Verse 2:

All you brand new rappers got a new flow

You aint samplin james brown no mo

Probably try to sample cameo

Parliament funkadelic, you scandalous ho

You stole it, ossie brothers, bark kays

Barry white, isaac hayes

Have you heard the term sample clearance?

Start the nigga who wrote it, would never hear it

Now were suin your ass for sure

Gotcha spendin all ya money cos you need a lawyer

You got problems and ya need ta solve em

Ya shouldnt of sampled wouldnt of had dem problems

If youd have played your own shit

You wouldnt be broke, you woulda made ya long grip, bitch

But thats irrelevant now, my friend

Cos they done wiped you clean like ant banks benz

Sittin on some three-piece amgs

Better find you a sample, you aint playin these

Kinda beats, so funky make your fingers pop

If you cant find a sample you aint got

Not one damn thing for a nigga to ride to

But I been gettin funky since I was in high school

Growin up in that bootsys rubber band

In 76, seen a mothership land

Nothin but funk all in your face

I like to slow it way down in ass and bass

Cos thats how we be layin tracks

Just flip the funky rhyme and start sayin raps

Get funky with ant banks, peewee, shorty b

Father d, dope d, tony t

The motherfuckin dangerous crew

And thats the drop from the dime, well change the groove

Just to sample the funk

Beeyatch!

Thats right, peewee friggin the keyboards

Tony t on the drums, shorty b on the bass

Ant banks on the mixing boards, short dogg on the vocals

Verse 3:

Right now you know the story of too $hort baby

First started rappin in 1980

I got more game than monopoly

Now Im makin money there aint nobody stoppin me

Used to be local til I signed with jive, man

Used to like to sample now Im rollin with live band

Now that I finally did this shit

Im makin one more album and then I quit

And only one thing could make me say Im not

And thats one million dollars on the spot

Upfront cash, money, no compromise

No schemes, no scandals, dont front and lie

Just pay the man in full

Thirty years old, torch the bull

Aint givin shit up but the funk

Let these record companies know what the fuck I want

Cos they been fuckin black folks right from the start

When you sign that line tear your ass apart

For every one you get they gettin five

Niggas gettin paid but it dont seem right

I know where I came from and know where Im at

And my last two albums dont sound real bad

Im too $hort baby, I aint no punk

Im just askin can I sample the funk?

So can we sample the funk?

Bitch!

Outro:

Yeah, you know what Im sayin?

Im talkin to george clinton, bootsy collins

My nigga suga foot and diamond from the ohio players

Im talkin to james brown

We know where the funk came from

Johnny guitar ? ? ? ?

To all yall niggas, yall can sample all you want

Here we go loopty-loo

Cos the dangerous crew goin to get funky like this

Flip it!