Too Short - More Freaky Tales текст песни

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Short dogs in the house, once again with this pimp shit

Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years Ive been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 1: too $hort

I met this girl in atlanta

She let a nigga fuck but I still cant stand her

The pussy wasnt good I said "whats up bitch?

Im tired of fuckin can you suck dick? "

She said "no", but she had another friend

So I switched like a real pimp

Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth

I said "beyotch!! what you talkin bout? "

She mumbled something, I dont know what she said

Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head

Bitch said her name was theresa

All on my dick like cheese on pizza

In the a-t-l where the grass is greener

I fucked nina, melina, sabrina and tina

When I first moved out there, I met holly

Five-foot one with a bad ass body

Freaky little bitch she was a gemini

She used to stand up and say "shoot it in my eye!"

I met another girl went to spellman college

Every day after school I aquired the knowledge

I took her to my house so I could get some

I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum

She was hella limber, said her name was amber

She wouldnt stop screaming, thats all I remember

I had another freak, her name was wendy

When I first met the bitch she said "please dont pimp me!"

I did it anyway

Im coming straight from oakland, c-a

Aint no other way, like my girl shante

She lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bay

Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp

Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp

You know I cant forget about the strippers

Cinderella with the glass slipper

Top down in the benz aint spendin no ends

Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends

Its like lotto, you get a quick pick

Bitches said they heard I had a big dick

So I showed it to em, only took one second

Dick rock hard, bitches gettin nekked

Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years Ive been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 2: too $hort

I know another bitch, her name is terri

I lied to the bitch "its about time I get married"

I couldnt see me pimpin her

So I fucked her next door neighbor, jennifer

She had two roommates, cindy and amy

Terri caught me creepin and said "nigga dont play me!"

But them hoes liked to freak

I used to send em new niggas every other week

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit I made up

I change the name so I can rhyme and shit

So if its you, you know the time bitch!

I spent the night with monique in between the sheets

It was her, her girlfriend april and me

I do it on the regular, two at a time

Call it what you want I be a fool wit mine

Like them texas niggas, I never would change

Like my niggas up in cleveland spit the good game

These hoes recognize when I come in the door

I aint trickin bitch, so what you want me for?

Like natalie, swearin up and down I had to be the one

Bitch lets have some fun

I fucked her, you thought I didnt

Short dogs in the house and I keep on pimpin

So then I fucked the twins, sharon and karen

Went straight for the panties, but they wasnt wearin em

Dont ask me who I fucked first, it aint my fault

In the end, I still got the same results

Chorus:

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years Ive been a real player

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 3: too $hort

Hell yeah, I never would forget charlene

We was layin real close like two sardines

Talkin, laughin, kissin and shit

Next thing I know she started kissin my dick

You know the rest, before she left I paged mia

I told her "i got a new freak over here"

She rushed over, I left and when I came back

Them hoes was lickin cats

They call me "short" when Im pimpin, "dog" when Im mackin

Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin

She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray

To keep these hoes away

I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked

These are the tales, some of this shit I made up

I change the name so I can rhyme and shit

So if its you, you know the time bitch!

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

For fifteen years Ive been a real player

So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

Beyotch!

And it dont stop

Old school short dog

Still spittin it

Still gettin it

Gettin that money

Eastside baby, oakland

You aint knowin?

Beyotch!