Too Short - Cocktales текст песни

Intro: cause these are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I cherrish so well.

You dont like my dirty rap, you can go to hell

Cause short dogs on the mic spittin cocktales.

Verse1: h - e - a - d

All you washed up girls tryin to throw that p.

Youre just a big freak, you better not complain

When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name.

If youre takin, it aint no thing

Ill pick up the phone and call janine.

If I call marie, I know for a fact

Ill get worked in my drop top cadillac.

I met this freak -- named naomi

Straight head doctor, worked me and my homies.

She had a best friend, her name was vicki

I pulled her to the side and let her lick me.

She was fine as hell, but not fine and tina

Tina, tina, the dick cleana!

I took her to my house and I told her, "strip!"

Baby got freaky -- started doing the splits.

I said, "tina, you can do what you want

Cause a true blue mack wont even front."

I *** with my ***, she tried to ***

She was so ***, wouldnt give me none.

Im sir too $hort couldnt be no punk

Im trying to get funky cause I love the funk.

Minus *** and her man had a little one

I didnt *** freaky ass, but it was still fun.

I know you stop and wonder what it is

Its the california lifestyle that I live.

Roll em up fat and take me a puff

And tell everybody about this freaky stuff.

I know this girl name annette

Get her all alone and shell do like this.

Shell freak you -- wont say no at all

Get her all alone and shell have a ball.

I know another freak, her names jo ann

I always like to *** cause I know I can.

Finest thing around, aint got no man

Everytime she cross my mind, I go *** again.

Shes like another freak named christine

So damn dumb, I named her misdemeanor.

Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb

I toll her to my house and she let me cumm

In her mouth -- you know I work all in tip

She got my number, if she beeps me, Im a call the trick.

And go diggin them gutts like the gardener

If she starts screamin, Im a hump a little harder.

Chorus: cause these are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I cherrish so well.

You dont like my dirty rap, you can go to hell

Cause short dogs on the mic spittin cocktales.

Verse2: I meet the groupies -- hookers like cathy

Fuck a mc cause shes so nasty.

See her backstage tryin to throw that ass

Shes just like the freaks, so she had to pass

Me that funk -- you cant stop this

Just let her roll on voes and drop her quick.

My name is short, my game is long

I freak these freaks and sang these songs.

I know another girl named stephanie

Do anything she can to have sex with me.

She really doesnt bring out the best in me

But, I love her fine ass laying next to me.

Shes like another freak name nicole

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold.

I took her to my house, she gave me the panties

I dicked her so good, she told her friend name angie.

Angie called me up about 2 weeks later

Came by the house and said do my player.

So, I dicked her just like tamara

Taking naked pictures with my polaroid camera.

Next they told her friend name rocquelle

Got my skin all under her fingernails.

While she was diggin in my back, I was dickin it

That was way back when, now I cant find the trick.

But if I do, Ill probably do the same again

Break her ass for everything, cause I came to pimp.

Im too $hort baby, I dont stop mackin

I grab the microphone and I dont stop rappin.

You can bet your life as I spit these raps

Ill be funkin em up like that..... bitch