Tom Lehrer - Everybody Eat текст песни

Everybody eat!

Every niece and every nephew even if youre deaf youll hear them digest.

Kiddies by the dozen from local zoos

Someones second cousin but God knows whose.

Everybody feed

For example theres an uncle who when hes drunkll be a real pest.

And cousin julia is actin childish to put it mildish.

Hey you kids I dont know who just did that but its gross

Then al begins to smoke and tells a dirty joke when grandmas comatose.

Oh everybodys swill.

And put up with uncle gordon video recordin everyone here.

Now theyve all gone away

And were so happy to say

They wont be back for a year.