Sandler Adam - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian текст песни

And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian.
Valedictorian: I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement.
Buffoon: This movie sucks shit!
Valedictorian: Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly.
Buffoon: Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!
Valedictorian: Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn't she?
Buffoon: I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'
head off.
Valedictorian: Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process.
Buffoon: That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head.
Valedictorian: Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it.
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.
Buffoon: I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!
Valedictorian: It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!
Valedictorian: It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person's internal metabolism.
Buffoon: I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl.
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion.
[Buffoon walking away]
I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue.
Buffoon: I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!
Valedictorian: Bye bye! Have fun.
[Buffoon continues to walk away]