NOFX - She's Nubs текст песни

Its kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels

How does she get in and out of tubs

I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad

Cause we think that shes totally rad, shes nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesnt own elbows,

No phalanges no knobby knees to knock

She dont need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands

Shes always in the stands, shes nubs

She cant pick up a phone, she cant get dressed alone

Shes got no funny bone, shes nubs

No shoes for feet but we sure do think shes neat, shes nubs, shes nubs, shes nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked toronto,

I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve

And told her Id see her at the next club she got into a pack

And some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

Shes got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,

But without calves and thighs, shes nubs

Its hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,

When all youve got is a body and head, shes nubs

Shes nubs, shes nubs, shes nubs...

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk

But boy she sure knows how to rock, shes nubs.