Lou Reed - My Red Joystick текст песни

The first bite of the apple made eve smart

The second bite taught her how to break mens hearts

The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff

But she never got to the fourth bite

That says "enough is enough"

Enough is enough, baby, Ive had enough of you

You can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels

You can keep the color tv, those soaps just make me sick

All Im asking you leave me is my little red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick

All Im asking you leave me is my little red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick

All Im asking you leave me is my little red joystick

Eve kissed able, thats how he got murdered by cain

Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away

And even the lord almighty

Speaking from the trenches to the pits

Spoke for all of mankind, when he said

Take the porsche, take the kids

Take the stocks, baby, take the rugs

Take those roses from my poor heart wilting

But, please, please, hey, please, leave me my red joystick

Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick

Leave me my red joystick

Eve drank apple cider, eve brewed good apple wine

Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time

She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high

She said, "if a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby

Give me a piece before I die"

Hey, eve take a bite of my apple

I know you think youre pretty slick

The one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick

My red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystick

All Im asking you leave me is my little red joystick

My red joystick, baby, my red joystick

All Im asking you leave me is my little red joystick

My red joystick

Hey ..., my red joystick

Ooohhh, red joystick

Please, leave me my red joystick

... red joystick

Please, leave me my red joystick

My red joystick

...

(my red joystick, my red joystick)