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Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look jack Im the shit
Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
She never liked me and I know thats true
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
And all I ever get is funny stares
I cant help it if Im nothin but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
Stealin bottles of booze outta a & p
I know a girl at dennys and I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper
For christmas I bought the old man the clapper
Im so dapper u can call me dan
But they call me round eye when Im chilin in japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she aint no dike
But fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from taco bell
I like trippin on acid with dick vitale
My hair aint plastic and my clothes arent clashin
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90s fashion
Took too many many trip and now I cans stop trippin
My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff Id disagree
Nobody blows more doobs than richard d.
I get ill on hoes who I know aint fertile
Im a real jet setter like cecil turtle
Im down with bill bands so fuck joe glover
And while Im at it muther fuck fat ass sally struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
But I cant fuck ya cuz you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
It aint eric estrada or kool and the gang
U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip
With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
U know Im a pimp hold my dick like a holster
U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"
Lifes a big joke and thats how it strikes me
But fuck it cuz I know "somebody up there likes me."
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look jack Im the shit
Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
She never liked me and I know thats true
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
And all I ever get is funny stares
I cant help it if Im nothin but a wino
So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
Stealin bottles of booze outta a & p
I know a girl at dennys and I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper
For christmas I bought the old man the clapper
Im so dapper u can call me dan
But they call me round eye when Im chilin in japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she aint no dike
But fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from taco bell
I like trippin on acid with dick vitale
My hair aint plastic and my clothes arent clashin
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90s fashion
Took too many many trip and now I cans stop trippin
My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff Id disagree
Nobody blows more doobs than richard d.
I get ill on hoes who I know aint fertile
Im a real jet setter like cecil turtle
Im down with bill bands so fuck joe glover
And while Im at it muther fuck fat ass sally struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
But I cant fuck ya cuz you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
It aint eric estrada or kool and the gang
U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip
With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
U know Im a pimp hold my dick like a holster
U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"
Lifes a big joke and thats how it strikes me
But fuck it cuz I know "somebody up there likes me."
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho
Исполнитель: Kid Rock