Green Day - Simply Put... текст песни

As the moon rolls around
Old man sillywix bites the ground
You know what he found?
A penis 20 inches around!

So he put it in his mouth
And he looked down mother's blouse
Just like in the south
And his penis became a turtle

Just like that
Simply to say as simply put
as, say, simply not saying nothin
Nothin at all
What the fuck was Frumply Bumply thinkin
When he wore that fuckin dress to work?

With his head he talk
A gigantic cock
And a finger up my ass
An enormous prize
A feast for my eyes
He fucked me right in my ass

But I'm not gay