Fishbone - I Wish I Had a Date текст песни

Well I wish I had a date

So I wear my suit and tie

Well I wish I had a date

With a pretty girl in mind

Well Ill take her out to dinner

And Ill treat her real good

Ill spend all my money on expensive food

Show her off to all the rest of my friends

Im not good lookin but at least shes a 10

I wont pay attention while my buddies scam

Ill be in love with a bitchin bim

You know I am but at least shell pretend

Well I wish I had a pretty face

And a body for brawls and fights

Well if I didnt have a chicken face

I could mack em down the chicks at night

Well well go out at night and shell ignore me

Just a little but not a lot

And shell go flirt with the tough guys

And theyll fool around with her twat

And for the moment that I have my back turned

Shes making out in the parking lot

Well I wish I had a date

With a lot of trust and devotion

Well I wish I didnt have a chump

Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean

But if you know I had a date

And she wouldnt play on me

Cowwa-cowwa bunga

Yeah man, real peachy

Well I wish I had a date

Well I wish I had a date

Well I wish I had a date

Well I wish I had a date