Dead Kennedys - JockORama текст песни

You really like gorillas?

Weve got just the pet for you

Its the way youre forced to act

To survive our schools

Make your whole life revolve around sports

Walk toughdont act too smart

Be a mean machine

Then well let you get ahead

Jock-o-ramasave my soul

Were under the thumb of the beef patrol

The future of america is in their hands

Watch it roll over niagara falls

Pep rally in the holy temple

And youre forced to go

Masturbate en masse

With the favored religious cult

Cheerleaders yell"ra ra team"

From the locker room parades the prime beef

When archaeologists dig this up

Theyll either laugh or cry

Jock-o-ramaon the brain

Redneck-a-thon drivin me insane

The future of america is in their hands

Watch it roll over niagara falls

Unzip that old time religion

On the almighty football field

Beerbellies of all ages

Come to watch the gladiators bleed

"now boys, this game aint played for fun

Youre going out there to win

How dya win?

Get out there

And snap the other guys knee!"

Beat em up! beat em up!

Ra ra ra

Snap those spinal cords

Ha ha ha

The star quarterback lies injured

Unconscious on the football field

Looks like his necks been broken

Seems to happen somewhere every year

His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry

Their favorite son will never walk again

Coach says, "that boy gave a hundred percent

What spirit

What a man"

But who cares?

Games overlets go get wasted man

To the 7-11, to the liquor store

Lets party all night and party some more

Another trans-am

Wrapped itself around a telephone pole

"i aint drunk, officer

I just fell gettin out of my car"

Dont worry about it, son

We were that way when we were young

Youve got all the skills

To make a damn good businessman

Jock-o-ramathats the law

Come lick the butts of the beef patrol

If the future of america is handed to them

Watch it roll over niagara falls