Common - Puppy Chow текст песни

This is a u-a rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine

Tch-a-ch-tchk, cmere boy, I said its play-time

Its time to play with the mind of a slimmie

I dont wanna be a freak, but its the dog in me

I dont pretend to be the open door roses type

I open the door for myself, and I close it right

In your face, now you wanna taste my food, what?

You got your own food, get a attitude

You get left, call the ref if you think its foul

I aint tryin to hear that, so have a coke and a smile

Cause after awhile, ima wanna get buckwild

And now months laters, ima say it aint my child

Im sterile girl, we aint never did nothin

Cause only you and I know that the common sense is bluffin

Little miss muffett, thats how the ball bounces

Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces

Thats how Im livin, just like a rottweiler

When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder

But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem

And when I cant bear em, I share em

You see its like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss

I aint a nerd, but weve got bush

So cut the bush brat, and lets move it like a u-haul

Forget the grindin shit, I aint tryin to get the blueball

Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, Im speakin upon the nitty gritty

Im a dog -- here kitty kitty

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Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day

Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way

Im jack the ripper, na-nah not jack tripper

Cause three is not company when your other two friends are thicker

So come one friend, come two friend, come all

United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall

In your bowl of cherries, kerrie is so very

Thick thicker than the dick tom and harry

Tom and jerry (what? ) a woody woodpecker

You need body work, I work that body, Im a bodywrecker

Intersector, Im the nectar plus the plum

I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb

If you got some, just an eensy bit of game

Then its safe to say its that bet you can get a dame

I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally

Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately

Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the beat street strut

And be that Im a mutt -- so what?

No but ifs or maybe baby, look whos talkin to

Its true when Im drunk I might bone anything thats walkin

Down the street, watchin ladies

Nobodys watchin you, because you got a baby

I aint tryin to be a stepfather so I dont bother

Word to mommy dearest, I look farther

Down the road, to a road not taken

Im tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care

A new flower, so joe can take a shower

And get wet, and then jet

Like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven

I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven

Then Im steppin, so when they call me, youll hear

"is common there? " uh-uh, sorry

You got the wrong number, if you wonder Im the lumberjack

Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back

Its like that and itll be like that

Because a dog is a womans best friend black