Biz Markie - Im an Ugly Nigga текст песни

Hey hey hey, know what I heard?

Beautys only skin deep, ugly is to the bone

Back in the days, Im not gonna lie

They used to say Im ugly, a hurting guy

They would crack on my lips, and my powder

Saying I look like yuck without the house or ? wig howard?

>from junior high to high school they thought I was retarded

Just because the way I looked, they said I farted

I was very very sad and you wonder why

Because my looks and my gear wasnt ultra fly

I wouldnt even attempt to ask a girl out

Cause she get around her friends and began to shout"

"guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend

It was mark, I told him if the world would end"

But my parents told me beautys only skin deep

If thats true then why do girls think that Im a creep?

I even joined the football team to get some recognition

But that didnt spark the key in a girls ignition

They said Im so ugly I give anican a headache

Aw man, that is the icing on the cake!

So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts

I dont care what you think, cause you all are nuts

Im an ugly nigga, so what?

If you dont like the way I look, you can kiss my butt

Im an ugly nigga, so what? so what? ewwwww (repeat 2x)

Im a tell you story thats really bugged

About a guy with a benz and hes dealing drugs

In the begining before he got his riches

He was so ugly, he gave me the itches

I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky

But homeboy looked like, um, god-zooky

I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star

And everybody laughed when I said "mon-star"

I cant laugh now because its a new decade

My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made

I guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicle

Makes you sexy, handsome, gorgeous, and adorable

When youre spending money, giving girls what they want

Behind your back they talk about you say youre ugly and you front

Why do you go to bed with someone that you dont like

Just because they got a nice car like reverend ike

It would be wrong if he heard what youre thinking

Thinking that he look like, um, stinking jenkins

But let me tell you a secret, he has esp

And this is what he whispered in my ear to me

Im an ugly nigga, so what?

Just because I got loot, thats why you give me the butt?

Im an ugly nigga, so what? so what? (repeat 2x)

Let me tell you how poor I was

Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome

For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb

Now people always ask how are these things known

Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home

Thats why I keep a pick in my knappy fro

And for lunch I eat ragu with my sloppy joe

But at night I be starving, like messy marvin

I get cheap and go settle for the white castle bargain

They offer me a lot in the army

But Id rather get it second hand from the salvation army

Cause times are getting harder than boot camp

Man Im so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp

So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer

And tell minekie "im not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"

So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run

But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum

Something aint right with me, and that really frightens me

Cause nowadays girls dont even like to sprighten me

Some say Im embarassing, but I got some comparison

Like if I was on tv, I would be oscar madison

Is there another like me? only God knows

Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes

But for now Im just going to do the strut

And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts

Im an ugly nigga, so what?

Just because Im poor, thats why you wont give me the butt?

Im an ugly nigga, so what? so what? (repeat 2x)