Beastie Boys - Car Theif текст песни

Some static started in the pool hall

In a motherfuckers face with the cue ball

Then I met this girl she tried to gank me

So I smacked her in the pocket with m.c. plank bee

Me and my crew out breaking windows

The bingo the lotto you know Ill never win those

Possession is half the law

I had my routines before all yall

Your whole life is coming apart at the seams

You aint nothing but a car thief biting routines

Im a city slicker I aint no townie

Right now I wish I had another hash brownie

Like ricky always said youve got to toke and pass

Or mookies gonna kick your fuckin ass

You try to take what isnt yours like a God damn rat

*see personally I wouldnt want to go out like that*

Im a writer a poet a genius I know it

I dont buy cheeba I grow it

*im a farmer* people always trying to get next to me

But Im down with jalil donkey and ecstasy

Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer

Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser

Had a caine filled kool with my man rush rush

Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush

You be doing nose candy on the bowie coke mirror

My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her

You cant deny me you always want to try me

Youre just gonna get your ass kicked

Homeboy throw in the towel

Your girl got dicked by ricky powell

The godfather of soul is in the belly of the beast

For smoking that dust at st. anthonys feast

Sometimes youve got to let someone trip on their

Own shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters

Sitting in the white house pulling their peters

Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street

The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat

Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin

Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin

Space cake cookies I discover who I am

Im a dusted old bummy hurdy gurdy man

Five-o caught me now Im going to the mountains

Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants

My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think

So Im rockin all the rhymes and Ill have another drink

So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning

I feel like it is always the beginning

Of another rhyme Im rapping m.c.ing I rock

You aint nothing but a car thief who must be stopped