Barenaked Ladies - Careless текст песни

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball

Its not so much the game I like, its the hats

Ed, do you see this black band round my neck? (oohh yeah)

Its not just fashion (oh really? )

Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats

I couldnt care less, whats in a chocolate mousse?

I couldnt care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?

I couldnt care less, how old are ernie and bert?

I couldnt care less, where does barney rubble work?

Well shaggy said to velma, "hey now, velma, how ya doin? "

And velma said, "geesh, shag, Im just fine."

And daphne said to fred, "hey lets get drunk down in the forest."

And all night fred was yackin up red wine

I couldnt care less, why was fonzie cool?

I couldnt care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?

I couldnt care less, how do they fill the caramel bar?

I couldnt care less, if my car says the door is ajar?

Well I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake, or kenneth

cause guys with nicknames always get the gals

When I grow up Ill name my children alice, albert, and alfred (really cool names)

Ill call them for supper like this: "dinners ready, als!"

I couldnt care less, what morton downey says?

I couldnt care less, whats on the head of my pez?

I couldnt care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?

I couldnt care less, whys the super big gulp cheaper?

I couldnt care less, whats in a chocolate mousse? (ground-up antlers)

I couldnt care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?

(apples, cheese, broccoli...)

I couldnt care less, how old are ernie and bert? (theyre like four or something..)

I couldnt care less, where does barney rubble work? (nobody knows!)

I couldnt care less, why was fonzie cool?

I couldnt care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?