Barbra Streisand - Find Yourself a Man текст песни

Time has passed. fanny has given birth to a daughter, frances, who is now

Five months old, and fanny is going back into the new ziegfeld show. eddie

And mrs. strakosh suggest that fannys mother needs a new interest in life.

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:

Find yourself a man--

Mrs. brice:

Youre demented.

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:

Find yourself a man--

Mrs. brice:

Thats just what I need.

Eddie:

Youll see what a difference it makes evry day.

Mrs. brice:

Send me a letter,

Youll write me a resum

Mrs. strakosh:

Just take me and dave--

Mrs. brice:

Romeo and juliet--

Eddie:

Dave is still her slave.

Mrs. brice:

Send the slave my regards!

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:

Open your heart and from out of the skies

A prince on a horse will materialize.

Mrs. brice:

Boy, is some lucky prince

Gonna get a surprise!

All:

Find a man!

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:

Find yourself a man,

Mrs. strakosh:

I repeat it, rose.

Mrs. brice:

Find myself a man.

Eddie:

Youre defeated, rose.

Mrs. brice:

Ill hang a sign out,

Big letters that high,

Come in and sample

You dont have to buy.

Eddie:

Hear a voice talk back.

Mrs. brice:

I hear voices now.

Mrs. strakosh:

Money you dont lack--

Mrs. brice:

Why, youve been countin?

Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik

Whose uppers and lowers

Will click when hell speak,

And life is a song cause hell click and Ill creak.

All:

Find a man.

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:

The man that you select--

Mrs. brice:

What about him?

Eddie and mrs. strakosh:

Must treat you with respect.

Mrs. brice:

Thats important.

Eddie:

He must understand there

Are rules to obey,

Not toy with your morals

And lead you astray.

Mrs. brice:

Please, darling, let the man do things his way.

Mrs. strakosh and eddie:

Find a man--

Mrs. brice:

Im a grandmother!

Mrs. strakosh:

Find a man--

Mrs. brice:

You got somebody in mind?

All:

Find yourself

A man.