Bad Examples - Sammy The Dog Has Learned to Play Trombo текст песни

The newspapers wrote him up, now his names on everybodys lips

Mrs. culpeppers dogs a big band enthusiast

Hes a pedigree with a minor key

Hes a canine with a c sharp nine

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone

He starts blowing at midnight, wakes up the whole neighborhood

Hes worse than a cat fight, but no one minds cause he sounds so good

He wont fetch a stick or lick your hand

He loves spike jones and dixieland

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone

Call the national enquirer... theyll pay cash for an interview

Call up johnny carson... oprah winfrey just wont do

In l.a. and london, the critics are all falling down

The next great pop superstars a two foot tall basset hound

Hes a drop out from pet school

Now hes top dog where the cats are cool

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone

Hes got a wirehair terrier meets him at the backstage door

He loves champagne and heroin...its not a dogs life anymore

Hes on the cover of rolling stone

Hes got movie offers on the phone

Sammy the dog has learned to play trombone