Adam Sandler - Teenage Love on The Phone текст песни

Performed by adam sandler and allen covert

Richie: "so ya doin good? "

Samantha: "ya, Im fine, how bout you? "

Richie: "how good could I be? I havent seen you in three hours."

Samantha: "ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dads down the hall, and he doesnt want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you, its just because hes coming."

Richie: "ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..."

[she hangs up phone]

[phone rings]

Richie: "hello? "

Samantha: "sorry, I thought he was coming."

Richie: "thats ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet

Samantha: "umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights."

Richie: "well thats ok, Ill come by and get you. lets say around..."

[she hangs up phone]

Richie: "come on.."

[phone rings]

Richie: "hey."

Samantha: "sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

Richie: "thats ok. well look, uh.. what was I saying? oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."

[she hangs up the phone again]

Richie: "give me a break..."

[phone rings]

Richie: "hello."

Samantha: "sorry. it was just my dog."

Richie: "hey, whats your dads problem anyways!? why cant we talk? "

Samantha: "he just thinks Im on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, I gotta go."

Richie: "dont hang up!"

Samantha: "richie, I cant talk!"

Richie: "no, Im sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."

Samantha: "its not my dad."

Richie: "what? well, whos there? why cant you talk? "

Samantha: "uh, just look richie, someone is here."

Richie: "whos there? is it a guy!? "

Samantha: "richie!"

Richie: "i knew it! Ill kill him! put him on the phone!"

Samantha: "oh.. its just.. hold on."

[hands phone to guy]

Richie: "hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samanthas my girl!

Youd better stay away from her or Ill make you wish you were never born!"

Buffoon: "fuckin shit!"

Richie: "yeah, fuckin shit is right buddy! dont think Im kidding around, man! Im crazy! Ill smash your head in! I swear to god!"

Buffoon: "one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."

Richie: "yeah, well thats too bad! but Im still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"

[richie slams down phone]

Samantha: "what happened? was he mad? "

Buffoon: "my neighbors dog has a four inch clit!"

Samantha: "oh buffoon, youre the coolest." [whispering] "i love you..."