Adam Sandler - Oh Mom... текст песни

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel

[silverware clicking]

M1: "can you pass the beats please? "

F1: "here you go"

M1: "thanks"

Brad: "hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and Im gonna go if thats ok with you."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Brad: "why not mom? "

F1: "yeah, why mom? he should go."

Brad: "its gonna be fun. Ill get to meet new people..."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Brad: "oh mom..."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

F1: "dont wory brad."

F2: "hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isnt that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think?

Mom: "nooo!!"

F2: "really? I really like it..."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

F2: "oh mom, who is? "

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

F2: "mom, youre so paranoid."

Mom: "nooo!!"

M3: "hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."

Mom: "nooo!!"

M3: "yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 oclock..."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "do you think you could drop me off there? ..."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "how am I gonna get there? "

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "ill walk I guess."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "mom, can you pass the salad dressing? "

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "please? "

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "come on, mom."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Brad: "ill get it for you cindy."

Cindy: "thanks brad."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Cindy: "thanks for the tip, ma."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Brad: "hey everyone, lets just go out for ice cream."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Brad: "why are we eating inside? its a beautiful night. we need to get out more."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "mother, brad is right."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "we should go out, itll be fun."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "come on, lets go, I could go for some maple walnut."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "yeah, we havent gone out together in a long time."

Mom: "nooo!!"

Cindy: "you wanna come dave? "

Mom: "nooo!!"

Dave: "no, Ill hang out with mom."

M1: "you sure? "

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "yeah, go without me."

M3: "all right, see you guys later."

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, youre quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry? "

Mom: "nooo!!"

Dave: "please? "

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "mom, youre over reacting!"

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "why are you so overprotective!? "

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "mom! Im going to the ice cream place! youre just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"

[bangs on the table, gets up]

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at you!"

[screen door closes]

Mom: "theyre all gonna laugh at him!"