2 Live Crew - If You Believe in Having Sex текст песни

[ ] = the fellas
( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = Luke using white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {Hell yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {Hell, fuck yeah!}
When I say S, you say E, when I say X, you say sex!
S! {E!} X! {SEX!!} Let's go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (Hell yeah!)
Do the fellas run this muthafucker? [Hell yeah!]
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (Hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (Hell, fuck yeah!)
All hoes! [Suck dick!] All niggas! (Eat pussy!)
All hoes! [Drink dick!] All niggas! (Eat pussy!)
Bulldaggers! (Suck pussy!) All faggots! [Suck dick!]
Bulldaggers! (Suck pussy!) All faggots! [Drink dick!]

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, I wanna know ALL the fellas out there
who gon' get some pussy! Aaight? I want y'all to repeat after me.

Say I'm gon' get some pus-sy! [I'm gon' get some pus-sy!]
Say I'm gon' get some pus-sy! [I'm gon' get some pus-sy!]

Now ladies, I want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got somethin' to say to

these niggas out here, all right, ladies? Y'all ready to do this, ladies?

Say You ain't gettin' no pus-sy! (You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
'Cause you ain't got no money! ('Cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)
Say You ain't gettin' no pus-sy! (You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
'Cause you ain't got no money! ('Cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)

Oh shit! Oh shit!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. But hold on,

fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:

Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!
[Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!]
Lemme hear ya say Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!
[Take, your crabby, ass home, BIIITCH!]
All the ladies say, Eat, my pussy! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!
(Eat, my pussy! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, Eat, this pussy! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!
(Eat, this pussy! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay, okay, I-I-I can't forget about my white-boy friends at the depot;


!) [Tastes great!]

*the group gradually stops
and we hear them making comments as they leave the studio*